Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Top Ten List!


The Top 10 Reasons A Day With Jeff is Priceless!

10. He can sing you every song made by Conway Twitty, Hank Williams, or any other country singer imagineable.
9. When you think you've found the best burger dive possible, Jeff will take you to a better one.
8. On any given day, Jeff can tell you how to get to Zion..."Take I-15 down to a little town called Holden."
7. When you are parched and out of anything to drink, Jeff will unfailingly pull out a crisp cold can of Pepsi.
6. Although he appears very manly, Jeff is always up for a good episode of the "Gilmore Girls."
5. He has a killer built-in navigation system. You can almost punch an address on his forehead and get the same results as a GPS.
4. If you're bored, nothing is better than locking Jeff in the house for the entire day with nothing to do and watching him squirm. Quite entertaining.
3. He'll go to any store with you...except the MAC counter. Every guy has their limits.
2. Call him "Chef Jeff." He is a barbequeing, dutch ovening, grilling man. And he's only lit the barbeque on fire twice.
1. If you have a pet, trade them in and rent Jeff. He is the most loyal, humble, and best friend anyone can have.
I love you Jeff. I hope our 5 years turns into 50...and so on.
Happy Birthday!

2 comments:

Tonya said...

How cute is that? Jeff is such a great man, and you are perfect for him. Seriously a perfect match!

Joe & Lara said...

how sweet!!! i'm so happy for you jeni! i love your blog! it's inspiring! reminds me to take the time more often to smell the roses. and makes me want to do and be better. thanks for being you! :)